Fullback breaks record
Fullback Buzz Rodrigues IV scores 7 rushing touchdowns against Notre Dame
On his last touchdown Rodrigues was penalized 15 yards for excessive celebration. “What’s wrong with eating the football?” He later asked.
Vital Statistics: 575 lbs, 600+ yds per game rushing
On defense Buzz plays the entire line
Straight A Student
Other Activities: golf and debating teams, ballroom dancing, poetry society
“I want all those kids and fans who worship me to live clean healthy lives and eat lots of bananas.” Next up for Buzz and the Pedes, hated archrival Florida Gators at Gainsville…
Fullback Buzz Rodrigues IV scores 7 rushing touchdowns against Notre Dame
On his last touchdown Rodrigues was penalized 15 yards for excessive celebration. “What’s wrong with eating the football?” He later asked.
Vital Statistics:
- 575 lbs,
- 4 foot 3 inches,
- 600+ yds per game rushing
- On defense Buzz plays the entire line
- Straight A Student
- Other Activities: golf and debating teams, ballroom dancing, poetry society
“I want all the kids and fans who worship me to live clean healthy lives and eat lots of bananas.” Next up for Buzz and the Pedes, hated archrival Florida Gators at Gainsville…
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